
And i have no idea what ellson is doing.

some quotable quotes from sermon today.
"God is not a psychopath teacher. He gives us the exam questions before the exam."
"Don't be so heavenly-minded that you have no earthly use."
(regarding a poster of a tortise sitting on a long pole)
"I am that tortise. I can make it up so high not because I have mastered pole-dancing. But because someone was gracious enough to put the tortise up there. That person is my God."
"When they die, they're no different from a piece of pork you buy from the market"
-----a doctor who does autopsies in the Philippines. (thanks shuyi!)----
I should go sleep before I witness the delivery of the newspapers again. Update more tml! =)
Philippines! :)
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