i got to type this in English. you'll know why.


during microbes, environment and man lecture today, the lecturer showed us a video.




of microbes. specifically, of parasites. h.u.m.a.n p.a.r.a.s.i.t.e.s. .


so i saw live testimonies of people who were once infected by parasites, namely pork/beef tapeworm, maggot, leech, hair/skin lice, and various worms that could possibly live in/on our body. Eew.

there's this guy who VOLUNTEERED (God knows why) to comsume a beef tapeworm cyst, which will gradually grow into an adult tapeworm in his gut. then when it's 10 weeks old, he took an anti-worm pill which forced the worm out his anus. it measured more that THREE METRES LONG.

disgusting images aside, there were many word puns in the videos. which are simply hilarious.
this woman, who had a maggot barrow into her skull, was commented to have to "go back to the clinic with the maggot, very much still in her mind".
that guy who comsumed the tapeworm cyst said, "i thought i would have a gut feeling if the worm's growing in me".


"i went to the bathroom this morning, and there was Micky"
"i saw it crawl out of my nose, take a look at the surroundings, and then retract back"